Public Figure Prayer Candles

Prayer candles for the public figures people love to argue about. Each is an 8" glass devotional candle, unscented, with 80+ hours of burn time and a very recognisable face rendered in full stained-glass sainthood.

Donald Trump is here for whichever side of the table you are sitting on — it works as a sincere tribute or a gag gift, and we do not ask which. Trisha Paytas represents the internet's own royalty, patron saint of the chaotic timeline.

This is the collection people buy for white elephant exchanges, office parties and group chats that have gone too far. Light one, take a photo, and let the replies sort themselves out.

$16.95 each, handmade and shipped from the US, typically within 1–3 business days. This collection grows as more figures earn their halo — which, lately, does not take long.